What’s the halfway point on a burrito called? Sadness.

“A brick could used to translate and transform long cuneiform texts into shorter…”

“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause a…”

“She had a perfect smile. She doesn’t anymore, but I do. I have that perfect smi…”

“I have about as much practice sleeping as everyone else, though I’d like to hav…”