What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

“Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him …”

“Ni hen piao liang.""What does it mean?""It means that you are beautiful.”

“You know how the bonds of family are, my lady... They cling as tightly as vines…”

“Do you remember, the night of the battle on Valentine's ship, when I needed som…”