When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for being a fan.” Being a celebrity is a 24/7 thing.

“A blanket could be used to alert your guest when he’s overstayed his welcome. B…”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I g…”

“There’s a relentless wave of WTF coming out of Washington DC.”

“A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it…”