When I first heard merry-go-round, I thought, “Does she? I didn’t know Mary was a slut.

“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist co…”

“You may not have said anything, but you’re right—silence is the best response.”

“My stomach’s upset. I must have accidentally said something to insult it.”

“I would sacrifice my life to save two lives, provided those two people would sa…”