When I first heard Twilight was a book about vampires that sparkled in the light and shape shifters/wolves eager to assist the vampires, I thought, Finally, a metaphorical book dealing with politicians and lobbyists.

“A blanket could be used to represent a thing. Now this thing is curious, becaus…”

“Horses aren’t sad. They just naturally have long faces.”

“About money-grubbing women, here’s my stance: Bring on the gold diggers. I’ve g…”

“I’d rather be assassinated. It’s not like I’m doing anything this evening. Inev…”