When I get excited I drool. That’s why I buy bibs wholesale from my dentist. Based on that alone you could label me a romantic.

“The flag was waving in the wind. Now whether it was waving hello or goodbye, I …”

“I can’t see the wind. I can only see the effects of the wind, namely your love …”

“If you had a clone, and you weren’t wearing perfume and your clone was, I’d aut…”

“If you were to stack up all the stupid things I’ve done, you couldn’t clean the…”