When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s the urologist.

“Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top.”

“A brick could be used to help the needy. Giving a brick as a gift is a symbol s…”

“Sometimes I feel like this. Sometimes I feel like that. I wish I could be more …”

“Be true to who you are as a person. Or, if you’re a politician, be true to who …”