When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.

“Cats are living, breathing blankets. But a blanket, no matter how furry, cannot…”

“People used to tell me that when I smile I really warm up the room. Well, the m…”

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of c…”

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of …”