When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.

“I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those…”

“I want to fill a jar with a lot of clapping, and sell my applause next to the a…”

“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But dammit you’re going to have t…”

“I can tell you what I wasn’t doing when I wasn’t doing what I was supposed to: …”