When I go to a restaurant and they say, “How many in your party?” and I say, “One,” I feel sad because one is not really a party. But me and my 32 clones don’t let that stop us from enjoying myselves.

“In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and …”

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed…”

“When I smile, not only do my ears rise, but so does my listening ability. When …”

“A brick can be neither good nor bad. A brick just is. And it isn’t, because I j…”