When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.


“The abbreviation for Brazil, BRA, makes me think of breasts. I have no idea why.”

“Dipping my sticky glove into the bowl, I grabbed a handful of fingers. That’s f…”

“As an extreme method of saving, I’d kidnap myself, if I thought I’d actually pa…”

“Every man has a soul, but will every man’s clone have a soul? No, because me an…”