When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiffed medium or large.

“The escalator doesn’t work, and you’d think they’d still be used as stairs, but…”

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get un…”

“Someday I want to write a sixteen-syllable Haiku about the death and disappeara…”

“Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cig…”