When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people talk.

“Call me Jack Sonville. It’s not just my name—it’s my location. I’d love to move…”

“The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a hor…”

“I’m older now, which I can’t help, but I’m also fatter, thanks to all the extra…”

“My OCD governs my actions like a governor, but I didn’t vote for it. No, I vote…”