When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield wipers.

“The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.”

“If love were a gesture, I don’t think it would be a gyrating pelvis. But then a…”

“Three people are interviewing for a job. The first thinks his odds are 33.3 per…”

“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just fol…”