When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.

“10% ago I was 90% unsure of what I didn’t want to do. Now I’m just 33.3% sure t…”

“I wouldn’t mind politicians lying to me, stealing from me, or senselessly makin…”

“Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.”

“I launder dirty money. You should see my washing machine. (It’s filthy!)”