When I was a little boy, say 17 months old, I lived in the forest. I was raised by bears. We had a good time. We laughed a lot. At least I think we laughed a lot. I can’t really say, because I was too young to remember.

“We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But ther…”

“I don’t understand people who eat Chinese food with chopsticks when the restaur…”

“A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under …”

“After we made love, I didn’t want her to leave. At least not before she did the…”