When I was growing up, I’d walk to school in the snow. In Florida. Uphill all three ways.

“For being so ugly, I think God should reward me handsomely. He should give me t…”

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done u…”

“If my love for cats were hydrogen, there’d be enough of it to give you skin can…”

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want…”