When I was pink and clean I crawled into bed and pretended I was at Disney World.

“I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes some…”

“Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.”

“I did such a gigantic eye roll I almost fell over.”

“Think of this as an adventure, Diesel said.I’m from Jersey. I get my adventure …”