When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.

“In complete silence you can’t hear a thing. Just ask a deaf person—but ask them…”

“I haven't personally met God yet, but when I do, I'll ask him if he still belie…”

“Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.”

“A blanket could be used as an example for how you should make important decisio…”