When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.

“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right bef…”

“The shirt I have on today is the color of a banana, and tomorrow’s shirt will a…”

“I think ghosts think I think they taste like cheese. I also think ghosts think …”

“I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I w…”