When I’m tired, I say, “I’m calling it a night.” Well, what else am I going to call it? Nathan?

“It seems that in love, I have no match. It also seems that with firewood, I hav…”

“While you weren't looking, I flicked a booger in your soup. Just my way of sayi…”

“I stabbed the intruder with a knife. How else was I supposed to cut him into bi…”

“A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of t…”