When I’m typing at my keyboard, I often feel like Mozart. Can somebody scratch my Bach?


“Ears of corn can listen better than me when they’re still in the ground.”

“Maybe I could hear better if my ears weren’t flipped inside out. Unlike a cat’s…”

“Inside my skull is a turtle shell. Inside the turtle shell is a rabbit. And ins…”

“Some things change, and some things stay the same. The things that change are t…”