When it seems like the sky is about to collapse, relax, that’s just the roof caving in.

“The bottom of a cup of coffee is not as good as the bottom of her body—which is…”

“If you were to ask me what kind of musical sound I aspire to produce, that nois…”

“Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner …”

“The roof of my mouth is not a good place to put in a new chimney. Put it behind…”