When my ex girlfriend left, I was crushed. Why’d she have to drive off in a steamroller?

“I long for your love like shortness of breath. Somebody get me an inhaler!”

“I have been writing for about eleven years now. I went from elfish to elephanti…”

“When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.”

“A brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s ea…”