When opportunity doesn't knock, create a door

“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”

“I'd rather be a 'could-be' if I cannot be an 'are' because a 'could-be' is a 'm…”

“Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering.”

“We owe a lot to Thomas Edison-if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television…”