When sex is Freon any occasion, it usually involves something dripping and toxic. At least that's what my mechanic tells me.

“The truth is I did try to stab him. I tried to stab him with a butter knife. Wh…”

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it af…”

“I’m more terrified of failure than rejection—so I’ll no my way to YES!”

“If I could store any character quality in a cookie jar, I’d store patience. Cho…”