When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.

“My hand inside a glove is like a painting in a frame, and should be insured as …”

“Don’t invite me to my birthday party until the day after it’s happened.”

“When I was young, I loved summer and hated winter. When I got older I loved win…”

“The world classifies people into "Haves" and "Have Nots." But that's for people…”