When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?

“Don’t do something today you’ll regret for the next 10,000 tomorrows. No, you s…”

“A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.”

“I don’t have time to kill you, and you don’t have time to die, because I’m not …”

“If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your la…”