When someone asks me if I was born in a barn, I always give them a long face. And a whinny.

“If you could buy time, I would sell it. Yesterday would be expensive, and tomor…”

“She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I pr…”

“A brick could be used as a flying decision inducer. You could have said yes bef…”

“Critique my better work only, because I want to get better from my best, not be…”