When someone says, “One last thing,” it never is. Unless they die right after speaking. Make sure that they do. 
Check their pulse to be certain.

“I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.”

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, b…”

“Leadership is being the first egg in the omelet.”

“I have hair on my chest. And it’s purring.”