When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blinking without blinking.

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

“His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women do…”

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued i…”

“This is my own personal logo”