When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someo…”

“It’s so windy outside that there are waves in my cereal bowl. I was out of milk…”

“I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’…”

“He was a pleasant fellow, saying please and thank you as he pounded me in the f…”