When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the butter too quickly, I’m likely to shoot you. But even if you attack me, we can still be lovers.

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“No matter how far I throw a ball, if I took the path of the ball and arced it a…”

“I know great art when someone doesn’t wash their hands after making it. And not…”

“If I were a waiter, and a bald guy complained there was a hair in his food, I’d…”