When you see my skill with a brick, you’ll think I’m skilled under the blanket. But I’m not.


“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” the…”

“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”

“After years of searching, I finally found love. I found it in the unlikeliest o…”

“Boy, when Grandma Wrinklebottom comes to town, you’d better hide your underwear…”