When your clothes are aren’t, I’ll be there trying to get invisible with you.

“It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequi…”

“Here's a haiku/palindrome I wrote called, "Obsession."Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob,B…”

“If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wo…”

“A brick could be used like a Viking skull holds soup. If you bring a spoon, I c…”