When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased.


“Love is a gift you receive by giving. The more love you give, the more love you…”

“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”

“The Rockies are the backbone of this country. And I’m no doctor, but I think we…”

“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.”