Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.

“Jarod Kintz was born in Salt Lake City to a family of five. One father, and fou…”

“Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.”

“I saw an old guy sleeping, and I thought he was dead. But I kept checking his p…”

“My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?”