Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?

“I was honored at the awards ceremony. I didn’t get any recognition, but I was h…”

“I refuse to dispense chewable advice for free. I’m not a bubblegum machine. No,…”

“Dear 30 years old, why are you stalking me? Please leave me alone or I’ll be fo…”

“I have a real eye for spotting Cyclopses.”