Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasionally even in the same person.

“I don’t care that I no longer have my grandma to keep me company at the dining …”

“(Picture of a pirate standing on a treasure chest) It's not about the chest, it…”

“A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeati…”

“I need love. Here’s a list of other things I need: eggs, butter, flour, and sug…”