Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world.

“My philosophy on life: On a burrito, the cheese goes underneath the sour cream.…”

“It was one-way glass, and I was on the inside and she was on the outside. She w…”

“I saw a baby make a boom-boom in his diaper, and I thought, I’d never have susp…”

“I am a duck. I’m cool and calm on the surface, but underneath it all is a nonst…”