While bachelors are lonely people, I'm convinced that married men are lonely people with dependents.

“What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex of the highest order.”

“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as…”

“His situation, insofar as he was a machine, was complex, tragic, and laughable.…”

“There was no question about it- the girl in the photograph was staggeringly bea…”