Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a person.

“The clouds rolled over the hills like a pack of midgets wearing gray togas some…”

“Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I…”

“I may not be a horse whisperer, but I certainly can and do shout at unicorns.”

“A blanket could be used to teach geography to a sleeping man. Better do it quic…”