Whoa, boy, he told himself. Golden Rule for Demigods: Thou shalt not Hokey Pokey with psychos.

“back from when they watched black and white TV and hunted dinosaurs.”

“I thought maybe he was seeing another tree. - Juniper”

“What's the big deal with Bejamin Frankin, anyway? I mean, so the guy invented e…”

“In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Im…”