Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once a week.

“The trouble with a target-rich environment is that it's useless if you don't kn…”

“It's not that I'm complaining,' said Angua, 'but when we were assigned this job…”

“Preston, I don't think this creature could ever find its way into your head. Qu…”

“Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!”