Who's Myrnin?"
Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. "Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss."
"You realize no part of that sentence made sense, right?

“I guess in my beer-soaked mind it would all just magically work out, and she'd …”

“You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a vampire. You ought to be scared bec…”

“You're seriously going to worry about what people think right now?""No, I'm wor…”

“OMG OMG OMG, Shane is totally crushing on the new roomie! I can’t believe it. I…”