Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?

“You know, you’re kind of a badass.” “Please, if I had balls they’d be bigger th…”

“We only crave peace when we don't have it. When it's shattered by the chaos of …”

“I underestimated your laziness.” “It’s pronounced intelligence, Kirk.”

“No one appreciated Jem properly, anyway. All they see is his disease. He's beau…”