Why do I find it irresistible when you tell me to go to hell so politely?

“Damn me to hell or take me to heaven, but for Gods sake, do it now....”

“Plus it's just embarrassing when someone - oops.'She pressed a hand to her side…”

“She stepped closer to the edge to watch the waves beat against rock. She felt t…”

“ 'You don't have any neuroses, which is annoying. You have quirks, which make u…”