With 87 other Elvis impersonators, I’m going to take over the world. Starting with Vegas. We will gyrate our hips out of love, and to end world hunger.

“We danced together. We didn’t look graceful, but how could we? She only had one…”

“I’ve found newspapers only useful as kindling material for campfires. It’s been…”

“I did what I did for my clone, not for my own personal gain. It wasn’t right th…”

“Panic juice—try not to choke while chugging it.”