With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.

“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the s…”

“I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make…”

“Someday I want to write a sixteen-syllable Haiku about the death and disappeara…”

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”