With four tires on every car in the world, there’s too much rubber. All the Johns should take the condoms off their Johnsons.

“I was forced to eat crow. I was so embarrassed that I would have eaten any othe…”

“Chop off my erection. That way you don’t have to go battery-operated penis shop…”

“If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?”

“I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.”